Yeah...What I said yesterday was a lie! But tomorrow..

For my BEDA today, I'm going to write a lovely story. Just a short story.


"So Maureen/Man made up with each other, and apologized. Even though Maureen did absolutely nothing. She was just wearing a plain dress and wandering around to clear her mind, when this man entered the threshold. Maureen had already entered and was standing quite close to the door.


He proceeded to hum, while staring up at the ceiling. Maureen was just reading up on her @ replies on Twitter, when she just caught a glimpse of the man tripping, and she just dropped her phone and shrieked as she was completely crushed by the man's entire weight on her. The man apologized a million times over, as Maureen was smoothing her hair back down. Maureen apologized too, as she picked up her iPhone, and put it in the pocket in her dress. Yes, the dress she was wearing had pockets, which she thought was way cool, after seeing "The Runaway Bride" special of Doctor Who.


They both repeated apologies once more, and went their separate ways. Maureen rushed away onto the elevator, pushed her floor number, and immediately took out her phone to tweet about what happened and to answer her daily "4 questions." She got a question "Are you in loooove?" obviously suffering to her and the man that just... Fell on top of her. "PSHH!" she said out loud, as she answered the question by describing exactly what occurred. She'd been getting a lot of these questions all over lately. ESPECIALLY on Twitter. Questions asking if she's married and such. Gah. She didn't mind that much, but still, it was the slightest bit annoying.


She got off the elevator, quickly stashed her iPhone into her pocket, and rushed off to the meeting.



Throughout the meeting, Maureen's mind just wasn't there. She wasn't sure what exactly was going on in her mind, but she couldn't concentrate, and she just kept squirming in her seat. It was just instant relief when the meeting was over. She flew towards the elevator, ran out the doors to the building, and sprinted towards the subway entrance. The train is just an amazing way to clear your thoughts while feeling like you're having an adventure. Just, without Twitter access. The train's just something she loves."


I got yelled at by my violin teacher for talking to my friendz. But I love my friendz and my violin teacher is not my friendz, so I was liek "YOU'RE FIRED, TEACHER!" and walked out, feeling like I was Arthur the aardvark. I felt in control. I felt like a woMAN who eats rocks and protien shakes and falcon eggs.



When I meet Kate (I was thinking about this all day), I realized I'm going to scream like a maniac and just throw my arms around that woman. She said she hates EST, but that's ok, because she is boss, and whatever she says ever is wonderful.



Her voice is beautiful. It makes me want to throw a parade.



Emily's accent is beautiful too. It makes me want to throw a dance party.



I like discos.



We have something that Voldemort doesn't have. Noses.



Taekia is Scottish.